The Daily Diss

Episode 9 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone who called a company for one simple thing, navigated seven menu options, got transferred three times, repeated their zip code to four different humans, and ended up exactly where they started — back on hold with the same elevator-music flute loop.

Episode 8 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone who tried three pumps, heard SEE CASHIER every time, went inside behind a scratch-off guy, prepaid the wrong pump number, and came back outside to do it all again.

Episode 7 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone who confirmed their order twice, paid, pulled forward, and opened a bag full of someone else's problems.

Episode 6 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for anyone who's opened their mailbox to find a formal violation letter measuring their grass to the nearest tenth of an inch. Dear Homeowner: your lawn height has been assessed. Your recycle bin was one inch off. Your holiday lights survived until January 3rd. You are hereby in violation.

Episode 5 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage diss-rap for everyone who fed a perfect dollar bill into the machine, watched the coil almost complete its one job, and got absolutely nothing.

Episode 4 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone who paid $85 for TSA PreCheck and stood in a longer line than the regular one. The math doesn't lie: $1.89 per minute of broken promise.

Episode 3 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone jolted awake at 7 AM on the one Saturday they planned to sleep in. The leaves came back anyway.

A 3 AM petty-rage diss track for everyone held hostage by a phantom car alarm.

A first-person petty-rage diss track roasting the self-checkout scanner freeze — 2:27 of comedic catharsis for everyone who's ever placed the item in the bagging area and been told, repeatedly, that they haven't.